22.4.05

Críticas breves y vacas cinéfilas

Pues entre el estrés del curro, las mujeres, los estudios, el alcohol, las drogas, los cuidados de las mascotas, el onanismo y los intentos de suicidio, resulta que un servidor ya no tiene tiempo ni de ver películas...
Y para disimular que no partipa ni diós en el ICCC, copipasto algunas críticas breves realizadas por el gordo pajillero americano Jerky LeBoeuf, responsable de Dailydirt.com:

SAHARA - They should have re-titled this piece of shit Romancing the Stone 3: The Next Generation, and then not even bothered to release it. Fucking idiots.

FEVER PITCH - Et tu, Farrelly brothers?! Jimmy Fallon cements his reputation as the new Chris Kattan, while Drew Barrymore does her best impression of Drew Barrymore.

BE COOL - John Travolta telling you to "be cool" is kinda like yer old pal Jerky telling you to "be thin." A pot kettle black thing.

ROBOTS - Most people seem to enjoy these Pixar movies. To me, they all seem like thinly disguised commercials for the soon-to-be-released videogame and other assorted merchandizing.

THE PACIFIER - It's nice that Hollywood is finally starting to employ the mentally challenged. This is the first film starring, written and directed entirely by retards.

THE RING TWO - Why bother making a movie about a videotape that kills everyone who watches it when your neighborhood Blockbuster is already full of Pauly Shore movies?


(Esto son sólo algunas muestras de su última tongada de Críticas de Películas en 25 Palabras o Menos... y ya puestos a promocionar otras webs, que se sepa que el granjero de Wulffmorgenthaler.com no quedó muy impresionado por la cinefilia de sus vacas.)

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